Shakira...I don't understand what the hypes all about.

[Gork Boneman]

She's average at best. (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=8718728501056290731)

[Boss]

I only disliked that song before watching this, now I frickin' hate it.

[Booze]

She's let herself go a bit, but I still like her. ;-)

[The Dude]

Shakira, she's never looked better.

[Verno]

If only I could master the La La, then the beautiful pig will be in my arms.

[LostMud]

Yeah I'd hit it.... TWICE

[The Dude]

Just to inject some realism into this thread.

http://img126.imageshack.us/img126/9581/picture44tu.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

['Gloid Bonafide]

Just to inject some realism into this thread.

http://img126.imageshack.us/img126/9581/picture44tu.jpg (http://imageshack.us)


What a big, bulging bag of beef tallow! Disgusting! :puke:

lmao

[Booze]

Just to inject some realism into this thread.

http://img126.imageshack.us/img126/9581/picture44tu.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Was this pic taken for a radiator ad campaign? Put some shoes on, love. And then get in there & make me some bean dip. :dance:

[The Dude]

Was this pic taken for a radiator ad campaign? Put some shoes on, love. And then get in there & make me some bean dip. :dance:

There's a radiator in that pic?

[Spooner]

Was this pic taken for a radiator ad campaign? Put some shoes on, love. And then get in there & make me some bean dip. :dance:

lmao lmao

[Booze]

There's a radiator in that pic?

...and a boiler. ;-)

[Walter_Bellhaven]

If you don't get it I can only quote Mitch "Blood" Green," You a hoooooooomo."

[the deta]

I HATE shakira. I cant stand her music and i dont think her dancing is sexy. If you ask me, her dancing looks like someone having a partial seizure. Im not saying she isnt good looking but 99 % in music videos are good looking... So she gets NO points for that. I swear when she say "my hips dont lie" she sounds like that little elf guy who says "They're always after me Lucky Charms!"

[Verno]

I HATE shakira. I cant stand her music and i dont think her dancing is sexy. If you ask me, her dancing looks like someone having a partial seizure. Im not saying she isnt good looking but 99 % in music videos are good looking... So she gets NO points for that. I swear when she say "my hips dont lie" she sounds like that little elf guy who says "They're always after me Lucky Charms!"
Well, there's always that diesel tennis player what won Wimbeldon's thread.

[meatinyourmouth]

I don't bother with so-called "popular" music anymore. Most of it sounds the same. It has the intellectual depth of a retarded cheese puff and the morality of a degraded, crack-addicted alley cat. Isn't "My hips don't lie" basically code for "It's ok to f*ck you because I'm damp and moldy down there"?

[the deta]

Well, there's always that diesel tennis player what won Wimbeldon's thread.


Im still a dude coach. Shakira > The tennis champ.

[the deta]

"It's ok to f*ck you because I'm damp and moldy down there"?

lmao lmao

[short stack]

I thought Shakira was excellent at the World Cup finale.
She's super hot, and has the hip shaking completely down.
Great smile too.

[spank bankable]

I have a crush on Shakira. I'm not going to lie about it. She is hot!

[123 Ass Kick Street]

I'd hit it...

:thumbsup:

[meatinyourmouth]

Was this pic taken for a radiator ad campaign? Put some shoes on, love. And then get in there & make me some bean dip. :dance:


I knew I liked Englishmen for some reason. Spot on, matey-boy. You tell that wretched hag where to get off.

[Mr. Irrelevant]

lmao lmao lmao lmao

That dude inside the little box that said "Shakira, Shakira" made me giggle.

[nate]

She's at least talented, though, vocally. Like Christina Aguilera. But like Christina, her music blows.

['Gloid Bonafide]

http://i10.tinypic.com/2zf5x75.jpg

[The Larry]

Oh god, someone kill me now, that song is like fingernails on a chalkboard. If I had a Car, that thing would be in the Alafia River.

[Mini Dickman]

Why would you have a car? You'd eat the turtle wax.

[Angelina_Jelly]

Let me tell you something boys, I love looking at a beautiful women. At first I dismisses Shaki but then after learning a little more about her I have come to respect her very much. I love the way she shakes her ass. Totally hot. She is bringing the classic belly dance moves mainstream. Her tech is not the greatest but man oh man do I love to watch.

The ballet company with which I dance has held some belly dance master classes. I am sooooooo enjoying learning classic belly dance technique. Shaki was my inspiry.

Don't mess with women who have mastered core stength. We can break a pencil with those muscles.

Team Shaki!

[Angelina_Jelly]

Oh god, someone kill me now, that song is like fingernails on a chalkboard. If I had a Car, that thing would be in the Alafia River.

Phreak, I pray for your eyesight to improve to that you can get a better view of Shaki's arse. Ignore the voice. Focus on the hips.

I love Shakira.:thumbsup:

[Angelina_Jelly]

She's at least talented, though, vocally. Like Christina Aguilera. But like Christina, her music blows.

Shaki has more music tech cred.

I am sticking up for her even though I generally disdain pop bullcrap.

Belly dancing rules. I love me my coin skirt and sequin bras.

I better get off my arse and go shake it. Maybe my neighbors will watch or somethin.:phfreak:

[Angelina_Jelly]

I'd hit it...

:thumbsup:

me too.
because I am a post whore.

Spank me KFJ. I am bad.

Spank me with a cricket bat Lee!

[Angelina_Jelly]

Was this pic taken for a radiator ad campaign? Put some shoes on, love. And then get in there & make me some bean dip. :dance:

Lee! C'mon.....Belly dancing is done barefoot. Even by us ballerinas.

I will make you some bean dip, but can I do it barefoot and in my Shakira costume?

[Walter_Bellhaven]

Holy freakin cow.

[Booze]

I am sooooooo enjoying learning classic belly dance technique.


Ain't you supposed to have a belly to do that?



Spank me with a cricket bat Lee!

Funnily enough, I just finished oiling my bat. Now I have to decongest my ferret.

[Dr. P]

http://i10.tinypic.com/43mst9s.jpg

[Angelina_Jelly]

http://i10.tinypic.com/43mst9s.jpg

Now THAT is offensive.

Russy, dear, you know that I am trained in classic Russian technique in ballet and gymnastics.

I would have been kicked outta the acadamy for ever putting my body is a position such as that.

Those male ballet dancers are fierce. If a girl fails to hold her center and allows her legs to flail about they drop kick her amd smack her when she is down with a Louis Vuitton man purse.

I have sufferred broken ribs and done near be strangled with a Dior scarf for less.

[TheWagesofSin]

http://i10.tinypic.com/43mst9s.jpg

lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao

Hey, anyone notice Russy hasn't been online for a whole day? And he's so close to 5000... it's like he doesn't want that dubious honor or somethin'... or mebbe he's busy banging the poet chick.

[Mr. Irrelevant]

If he is banging the poet chick while being online, then I don't know whether we should applaud or call him a loser.

I think he's trying to hold out until The Dude hits 5000 first.

Or they're both holding out to see which one will crack under the pressure and proceed with the post whoring.

Or they've conspired to hold out to let me pass them up so's everyone can continue laughing at me!!!

They're plotting I tell ya, plotting... and waiting... just waiting.

[The Dude]

If he is banging the poet chick while being online, then I don't know whether we should applaud or call him a loser.

I think he's trying to hold out until The Dude hits 5000 first.

Or they're both holding out to see which one will crack under the pressure and proceed with the post whoring.

Or they've conspired to hold out to let me pass them up so's everyone can continue laughing at me!!!

They're plotting I tell ya, plotting... and waiting... just waiting.

Waiting for you to make that one mistake, Saavy...that ONE mistake....watching you all the time...ALL THE TIME.