Why dumb Americans are useful

[Ipokesmot]

Think about it, if the majority of Americans were smart, there wouldn't be any callers to the show!

God bless America and the retards that provide the rest of us with hours of entertainment. :)

And good job Bush, king of the retards.

[GenJohnsonJameson]

Majority of the population (worldwide) is not particularly smart, the US doesn't have the a monopoly on this market.

[Im Ted Bell]

It's too bad stupidity isnt painful, the majority of Americans would be suffering, while I'm sitting back and laughing at them.

[Don Berman]

The sad thing about is, we all have our stupid moments.

[Falln]

In my observations, Callers to the Phil Hendrie show are usually:

1. The Elderly.

2. Southern People.

3. Bible Thumpers.

4. Immigrants.

[brownlove]

And good job Bush, king of the retards.

There's some intelligent political discussion/observation. "King of the retards" - when are you going to appear on some Sunday morning roundtables to discuss your royal retard theory?

[Colonel Buck Negro]

Think about it, if the majority of Americans were smart, there wouldn't be any callers to the show!

And Clinton wouldn't have done two terms. Hillary wouldn't be in the Senate. Michael Moore would be shoveling shit somewhere instead of making movies.

[Clint Yeastwood]

Think about it, if the majority of Americans were smart, there wouldn't be any callers to the show!

And Clinton wouldn't have done two terms. Hillary wouldn't be in the Senate. Michael Moore would be shoveling shit somewhere instead of making movies.

freaking werd.

[GenJohnsonJameson]

Think about it, if the majority of Americans were smart, there wouldn't be any callers to the show!

And Clinton wouldn't have done two terms. Hillary wouldn't be in the Senate. Michael Moore would be shoveling shit somewhere instead of making movies.
SO basically anything that happened which involved a popular liberal wouldn't have happened?

[Colonel Buck Negro]

Think about it, if the majority of Americans were smart, there wouldn't be any callers to the show!

And Clinton wouldn't have done two terms. Hillary wouldn't be in the Senate. Michael Moore would be shoveling shit somewhere instead of making movies.
SO basically anything that happened which involved a popular liberal wouldn't have happened?

I'm just saying that stupid is a two lane highway. It runs left and right.

[GenJohnsonJameson]

Gotcha... my mistake

[Colonel Buck Negro]

Gotcha... my mistake

You need to spend less time kicking Igor's ass and more time avoiding the Goblin Juice and the resulting anal fall-out.

[GenJohnsonJameson]

I've been very anxious while I wait for the results of my stool sample I took three months ago via my stool scooper.

[Colonel Buck Negro]

I've been very anxious while I wait for the results of my stool sample I took three months ago via my stool scooper.

Did you at least remember to remove the Ass Purse before sampling?

[Daniel Ruoss]

And good job Bush, king of the retards.

Blow it out your ass. He went to Harvard and Yale. Did you? He knows how to fly a fighter jet. Do you?

[Ipokesmot]

And good job Bush, king of the retards.

Blow it out your ass. He went to Harvard and Yale. Did you? He knows how to fly a fighter jet. Do you?

Yes.. did it plenty of times on flight sims. :)

[Clint Yeastwood]

I've been very anxious while I wait for the results of my stool sample I took three months ago via my stool scooper.

LOL

[westernestates]

And good job Bush, king of the retards.

Blow it out your ass. He went to Harvard and Yale. Did you? He knows how to fly a fighter jet. Do you?

Yes.. did it plenty of times on flight sims. :)

They didn't have flight sims then you jackball. The computers then weren't powerful enough to do stuff like that.

[dirty_pool]

Gotcha... my mistake

You need to spend less time kicking Igor's ass and more time avoiding the Goblin Juice and the resulting anal fall-out.


he said....anal fall-out...hehe heh heh

[Vako]

Think about it, if the majority of Americans were smart, there wouldn't be any callers to the show!

God bless America and the retards that provide the rest of us with hours of entertainment. :)

And good job Bush, king of the retards.

Not so much dumb, 'tarded, or stupid, but more like under-informed, intolerant, and ignorant. I do my damndest nots to be one of them people. Savvy? But I still love this here US of A.

[southpaw]

And good job Bush, king of the retards.

Wow! Impressive! How long did it take you to dig through Green Day cd liner notes to come up with that gem?


It's too bad stupidity isnt painful, the majority of Americans would be suffering, while I'm sitting back and laughing at them.

Har Har Har. It must really be tough, the burden of being so much smarter than everyone. Seriously, how do you cope with it?

[Bob Green]

And good job Bush, king of the retards.

Wow! Impressive! How long did it take you to dig through Green Day cd liner notes to come up with that gem?


It's too bad stupidity isnt painful, the majority of Americans would be suffering, while I'm sitting back and laughing at them.

Har Har Har. It must really be tough, the burden of being so much smarter than everyone. Seriously, how do you cope with it?

I suppose by condeming intolerance and bigotry while making broad assumptions of Southerners and anyone who voted for Bush instead of Kerry. Good old fashioned u-n-i-t-y, that's what. Caution is a word I can't understaaaaand

[southpaw]

What can I say? When you're king for a day, you're whore for a week......



Keen eye there, btw.

[Roy Hutchins]

Good old fashioned u-n-i-t-y, that's what. Caution is a word I can't understaaaaand

Niiiiiice. You don't see too many Operation Ivy references.