To KungFu Bowl Haircuts and all others who have no life.

[buddickman]

How much time are you on SFJ. Every time I log on you are there.

[Boss]

How much time are you on SFJ. Every time I log on you are there.

24/7/365. What's your point?

[The Dude]

Yeah, I have the same question, KFJ and Bowl. Jeez!!! :roll:

[Mr. Irrelevant]

How much time are you on SFJ. Every time I log on you are there.

My name is Savvy? and I am a SFJ-holic. (cue cyber-applause) It all started back in January 2006 when I would post in upwards of 35-40 post per day........

(Story continues)

I don't know how it became such an obsession (sobbing). It started out as a fun way to pass the time, purely recreational. Then, I slowly began to get sucked in.... new, better, faster topics for me to get high on....

(Story continues)

At one point I decided to quite, and tried to start over, but it only lasted for 3 days... Some user in the back seat of a car PMed me, then some guy named Nate, then another and another. Sure, they acted like they cared, but all they wanted was to hold me back, so they could feel better about their own dirty little vices.....

(Story continues)

and it only got worse from there. Some big time players in the SFJ underworld introduced me to an even more potent form of what was already destoying me. They told me it would take me to new heights... They called it p'chop and this stuff is scary. Overnight I was doing things I never thought were humanly possible. I ruined several lives in the process. But I didn't care, in fact....

(Story continues)

So then my wife finally put her foot down and said she wasn't going to whore herself out to pay the bills. She said I better get a job or our marriage is over.....

(Story continues)

The bottom line is, I am a shell of a man now. I'm getting better though, but it's still hard to break the urge. Now when I get my forum fix, it's only for an hour, maybe two. I've even managed to keep myself below 20 posts per day lately. But who knows how long that will last. I mean, SFJ is powerful stuff. Just when you think you've got it under control, it's got you bent over the proverbial chair, having it's way with you. And unlike other addictions, you can't submit your will or acknowledge a higher power. In fact, once your hooked on SFJ, the "higher power" only makes matters worse (KFJ). That's how serious this thing is. Please pray for me, not that it will help. :roll:

[KungFuJesus]

You writin' a biography? What's it to ya?

[Spooner]

I'm dumber for having even read the first post. I can feel the vacuum.

[Dr. P]

I'm dumber for having even read the first post. I can feel the vacuum.
But the 4th post more than makes up for it!:thumbsup:
Bravo Savvy, bravo!\\:D/

[CommunistaCow]

Funny stuff Savvy. :tipofthecap:

[Bob's Big Boy]

My name is Savvy? and I am a SFJ-holic. (cue cyber-applause) It all started back in January 2006 when I would post in upwards of 35-40 post per day........

(Story continues)

I don't know how it became such an obsession (sobbing). It started out as a fun way to pass the time, purely recreational. Then, I slowly began to get sucked in.... new, better, faster topics for me to get high on....

(Story continues)

At one point I decided to quite, and tried to start over, but it only lasted for 3 days... Some user in the back seat of a car PMed me, then some guy named Nate, then another and another. Sure, they acted like they cared, but all they wanted was to hold me back, so they could feel better about their own dirty little vices.....

(Story continues)

and it only got worse from there. Some big time players in the SFJ underworld introduced me to an even more potent form of what was already destoying me. They told me it would take me to new heights... They called it p'chop and this stuff is scary. Overnight I was doing things I never thought were humanly possible. I ruined several lives in the process. But I didn't care, in fact....

(Story continues)

So then my wife finally put her foot down and said she wasn't going to whore herself out to pay the bills. She said I better get a job or our marriage is over.....

(Story continues)

The bottom line is, I am a shell of a man now. I'm getting better though, but it's still hard to break the urge. Now when I get my forum fix, it's only for an hour, maybe two. I've even managed to keep myself below 20 posts per day lately. But who knows how long that will last. I mean, SFJ is powerful stuff. Just when you think you've got it under control, it's got you bent over the proverbial chair, having it's way with you. And unlike other addictions, you can't submit your will or acknowledge a higher power. In fact, once your hooked on SFJ, the "higher power" only makes matters worse (KFJ). That's how serious this thing is. Please pray for me, not that it will help. :roll:

40 posts a day/ How did you get to 4000?

[buddickman]

It is offical....
SAVVY? has no life.

[Verno]

It is offical....
SAVVY? has no life.
No, you see, he posts here to practice his spelling. Which is definitely taking it's time.

[brooksy556]

How much time are you on SFJ. Every time I log on you are there.
If they are on everytime you are on then maybe you are on an equal amount of time as they. Using the reflective theory, you are on SFJ way too long.
Its addictive, like crack.

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It can become addictive. Don't start SFJ kids.

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I'm supposed to be getting dressed to go out but I keep stopping by here to talk about Phil Hendrie and watermelons. I have to be out of here to meet people in twenty minutes. I can't stop though. I can't stop. I caaaaan't stop . . .

[The Dude]

I'm supposed to be getting dressed to go out but I keep stopping by here to talk about Phil Hendrie and watermelons. I have to be out of here to meet people in twenty minutes. I can't stop though. I can't stop. I caaaaan't stop . . .

Just relax and let sfj consume your life. It does hurt (much) and soon you'll find yourself on it for 22 hours at a time, stopping just to go to the restroom and eat. Then KFJ and nate will arrive at your door to plug you into the sfj matrix, where you will live the rest of your life, happy and ignorant, while kfj uses your body to power his microwave.

[Spooner]

Just relax and let sfj consume your life. It does hurt (much) and soon you'll find yourself on it for 22 hours at a time, stopping just to go to the restroom and eat. Then KFJ and nate will arrive at your door to plug you into the sfj matrix, where you will live the rest of your life, happy and ignorant, while kfj uses your body to power his microwave.

Just make sure you don't swallow the red pill, like Phfreak did.

[Mr. Irrelevant]

Just relax and let sfj consume your life. It does hurt (much) and soon you'll find yourself on it for 22 hours at a time, stopping just to go to the restroom and eat. Then KFJ and nate will arrive at your door to plug you into the sfj matrix, where you will live the rest of your life, happy and ignorant, while kfj uses your body to feed his sexual hunger.

Sheesh man! That's harsh.... true, but harsh. \\:D/ :poke:

[Pomegranate]

Be warned, the Sweet Feathery leads to the hard stuff—like blogging, trolling the 'net for weird pics, doing frame grabs from old movies, photochopping and *gasp* posting pics just to have them sent thru DJB's and Savvy?'s digital Cuisinart. I am drinking beer as I write this. Gawd, I can't hold my likker.

[Booze]

Be warned, the Sweet Feathery leads to the hard stuff—like blogging, trolling the 'net for weird pics, doing frame grabs from old movies, photochopping and *gasp* posting pics just to have them sent thru DJB's and Savvy?'s digital Cuisinart. I am drinking beer as I write this. Gawd, I can't hold my likker.

I started off feeling superior to the likes of The Dude, Savvy, Bowl & Russy, with their outrageous post counts.

Now I look at my paltry, anemic 460 posts & feel like a sad inadequate excuse for an SFJer.

I've resorted to one word posts to get my count up. I avoid 421 Fun Lane like the plague. At 4am every morning, as my eyes start to close & the beer can in my hand tips & spills on the keyboard, my last words as I lose the fight against sleep are those of Brando in the Godfather.

'There just wasn't enough time, Michael... wasn't enough time.' *

*(Michael is my gay lover. :gay:)

[Pomegranate]

Some big time players in the SFJ underworld introduced me to an even more potent form of what was already destoying me. They told me it would take me to new heights... They called it p'chop and this stuff is scary. Overnight I was doing things I never thought were humanly possible. I ruined several lives in the process. But I didn't care, in fact....

Funny how a Forum devoted to a radio show inspires so much visual mayhem. If we were hooked up to a brain-scan thingy, would the visual processing areas of our noggins light up like Christmas Trees at the sound of Lloyd or Margaret? :-k

[buddickman]

Just relax and let sfj consume your life. It does hurt (much) and soon you'll find yourself on it for 22 hours at a time, stopping just to go to the restroom and eat. Then KFJ and nate will arrive at your door to plug you into the sfj matrix, where you will live the rest of your life, happy and ignorant, while kfj uses your body to power his microwave.

I am only up to 90 quotes I still have a way to go.
But perhaps with hard work I will get to that point.

[Spooner]

Dickman, keep this in mind for the greater good: It's the quality of the posts, nary the quantity.

[Verno]

Dickman, keep this in mind for the greater good: It's the quality of the posts, nary the quantity.

:thumbsup:

Wait a minute...

[Mr. Irrelevant]

Dickman, keep this in mind for the greater good: It's the quality of the posts, nary the quantity.


But... but.... I thought............ Aw nuts!

[buddickman]

Dickman, keep this in mind for the greater good: It's the quality of the posts, nary the quantity.

You may be right. I am more of the Larry King type....

I bring up a topic and like to hear (or in this case read) the reaction.

[Industrial Trackfooter]

I'm only in about knee-deep right now, but I'm sinking. Russy's myspace thread inspired me to begin creating a myspace account today. I didn't go through with it, though I may. I stopped after becoming concerned about what myspace would do to my valuable SFJ lurking time.

[buddickman]

Be warned, the Sweet Feathery leads to the hard stuff—like blogging, trolling the 'net for weird pics, doing frame grabs from old movies, photochopping and *gasp* posting pics just to have them sent thru DJB's and Savvy?'s digital Cuisinart. I am drinking beer as I write this. Gawd, I can't hold my likker.


I was doing all that Sh*$ before.\\:D/

[Industrial Trackfooter]

I am only up to 90 quotes I still have a way to go.
But perhaps with hard work I will get to that point.

Hard work like fishing for quoters?

Where do you learn how many times you've been quoted?

[Dr. P]

I'm only in about knee-deep right now, but I'm sinking. Russy's myspace thread inspired me to begin creating a myspace account today. I didn't go through with it, though I may. I stopped after becoming concerned about what myspace would do to my valuable SFJ lurking time.

MySpace doesn't cut into my SFJ time at all. It really isn't all that entertaining besides changing my name everytime I sign on and messin' with people. When I've exhausted all the new stuff here, I'll log on for a few and then it's back to SFJ for the next 21 hours.

For the record, I don't have the highest real-life post count. Dude, Savvy, and KFJ were all ahead of me before Fu trimmed a few old threads out.

[Mr. Irrelevant]

For the record, I don't have the highest real-life post count. Dude, Savvy, and KFJ were all ahead of me before Fu trimmed a few old threads out.

Prove it!! :poke: :poke: :poke: