Living Will

[Boss]

For those of you who don't want to go all "blinky".


I, __________________________, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means. Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade biology if their lives depended on it or
lawyers/doctors interested in simply running up the bills.

If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask for at least one of the following:
______ Bloody Mary
______ a bourbon and water
______a Margarita
______a Scotch and soda
______a Martini
______a Vodka and Tonic
______a Steak
______Lobster or crab legs
______The remote control
______a Bowl of ice cream
______The sports page
______Chocolate
______Sex

it should be presumed that I won't ever get better. When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed person and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes and call it a day.

Signature:___________________________ Date:___________________________

[lawyer said write it down]

Got it copyed and filled out and in the safe. Thanks TCC

[KungFuJesus]

Beautiful. Posted on the fridge.

[Dr. P]

That was touching. I've mailed a copy to my attorney. Thank you TCC.

[The Dude]

My amended copy for my laywer to draught...um...I mean draft.


I, __________________________, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means. Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade biology if their lives depended on it or lawyers/doctors interested in simply running up the bills.

If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask for at least one of the following:
______ Beer
______a Steak
______The remote control
______Pizza
______The sports page
______Sex or at least a BJ

it should be presumed that I have lost my capacity for rational thought or I've turned :gay: . Either way, take me out with extreme prejudice.

Signature:___________________________ Date:___________________________

[Dr. P]

<Calls lawyer with amended version>