Look Quick before its gone. My Balls!

[Cliff Pettigrew]

http://www.ktvb.com/news/localnews/stories/ktvbn-jun0806-oyster_feed.67c299fc.html
Look at the video under the Rocky Mountain Oyster Feed story.

A local volunteer fire department has an annual Rocky Mountain Oyster feed every year to raise money. This year a New York ad firm comped them a commercial, it is hysterical, but offensive to some. I can't believe they let this thing air.

I will look for a complete copy and post it if I can get it.

Here is some of the script:



"My testies, my testies, my junk, my balls,” the ad begins.

That cartoon bull then goes on a rant to make his point. “And if I find out that redneck was you, I'm going to cut off your f***ing balls and eat them… yeah, see how you like it you sick ****"

Turns out these ads were not meant fot TV, only the Departments website. The Mayor is an uptight biiaach for threatening to cancel the fundraiser ove this stuff. (notice the Park is named after her pretentious ass)

Anyway, here is a youtube link.

http://www.youtube.com/results?search=rocky+mountain+oyster&search_type=search_videos

[Pull Out Method]

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I took this pic while on the road for work in Woodruff Utah a few weeks back. I thought it was really funny, but some of my coworkers got a little upset. lmao I thought it was appropriate for this thread. People in Idaho need to chill the ef out. This is probably the best advertisement that they could have asked for, idiots making a big deal out of nothing.

POM

Edit: the pic was taken with my cell phone, so sorry about the quality.

[Booze]

http://www.ktvb.com/news/localnews/stories/ktvbn-jun0806-oyster_feed.67c299fc.html
Look at the video under the Rocky Mountain Oyster Feed story.

A local volunteer fire department has an annual Rocky Mountain Oyster feed every year to raise money. This year a New York ad firm comped them a commercial, it is hysterical, but offensive to some. I can't believe they let this thing air.

I will look for a complete copy and post it if I can get it.

Here is some of the script:



"My testies, my testies, my junk, my balls,” the ad begins.

That cartoon bull then goes on a rant to make his point. “And if I find out that redneck was you, I'm going to cut off your f***ing balls and eat them… yeah, see how you like it you sick ****"

Turns out these ads were not meant fot TV, only the Departments website. The Mayor is an uptight biiaach for threatening to cancel the fundraiser ove this stuff. (notice the Park is named after her pretentious ass)

Anyway, here is a youtube link.

http://www.youtube.com/results?search=rocky+mountain+oyster&search_type=search_videos

Sweeeet, Cliff. I'm disgusted too. What was the mayor of Eagle thinking when she wore that custard yellow jacket to go on TV? The WHORE!

She better watch that squeaky sphincter of hers. Even I know you should never piss off a redneck. :-)

[Dr. P]

Anyone here ever eaten mountain oysters?

[CommunistaCow]

Anyone here ever eaten mountain oysters?

Actually yes. And, believe it or not, they don't really taste like chicken. Go figure.

As for the Mayor, she is definitely in need of a high colonic.

[Booze]

Actually yes. And, believe it or not, they don't really taste like chicken. Go figure.

As for the Mayor, she is definitely in need of a high colonic.

What do they taste like, then? Do they taste like human balls? ;-)

[Industrial Trackfooter]

At my store, in the meathead aisle, we have Testron capsules. It's testicles.

[lawyer said write it down]

Anyone here ever eaten mountain oysters?


Not only have I eaten them but I have killed the Bull processed Its meat and saved ,chopped and fried and eaten its testicles. We also pickle the heart and tounge and eat it. We even tan the hides so there is usually nothing that we dont use. Im sure it might make me look a bit of a freak in some peoples eyes but the way I look at it is If your willing to eat something you should know where it comes from. Thus I actually repect vegans who would not eat something that has been killed. Just remmember somebody had to kill the :beefwich: :beefwich: :beefwich: :beefwich: :beefwich: :beefwich: :beefwich: :beefwich:

By the way bulls balls ( rocky mountain oysters) are fantastic deep fried in a beer batter mix

[the deta]

Damn lawyer! YOu are HARDCORE! :rock:

[Boss]

Damn lawyer! YOu are HARDCORE! :rock:

I didn't know Colorado was part of Appalachia. :poke:

[lawyer said write it down]

Damn lawyer! YOu are HARDCORE! :rock:

Thank you. Just my Colorado redneckedness showing.
But really Me and my family do eat mostly meat that we process ourselves, Whether it be beef, fowl or game. Its about the ony way to know what kind of crap is being fed to them. Besides I do feel its a little noble to kill what you eat instead of letting some slaughter house do it. Im not saying Im better than anyone who eats meat , because I realize in todays society its not feasable for people to kill their own food. I just happen to live where I can gently place a gun between somethings eyes occasionally.

:sniper: :fire: :fire:

[lawyer said write it down]

I didn't know Colorado was part of Appalachia. :poke:

Its not.
WE live in Arvada which is a suburb of Denver which is over 2+ million in population. Not really the boonies but pretty much a big city. Luckily have friends and family in the mountains that let us come up for all of the hillbilly fests.You know in Vail and Aspen.

[Dr. P]

I didn't know Colorado was part of Appalachia. :poke:
Why I oughta!!!

[BowlHaircut]

Damn lawyer! YOu are HARDCORE! :rock:
<Santos>Hardcore? I was thinking, that is straight up unadulterated mountain trash.</Santos>

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Thank you. Just my Colorado redneckedness showing.
But really Me and my family do eat mostly meat that we process ourselves, Whether it be beef, fowl or game. Its about the ony way to know what kind of crap is being fed to them. Besides I do feel its a little noble to kill what you eat instead of letting some slaughter house do it. Im not saying Im better than anyone who eats meat , because I realize in todays society its not feasable for people to kill their own food. I just happen to live where I can gently place a gun between somethings eyes occasionally.

:sniper: :fire: :fire:

I agree. I'm a vegetarian, sort of. My rule is that I don't eat anything that I wouldn't be comfortable killing myself. I eat mostly vegatables and soy. Every once in a while I will eat shrimp, eggs, or eel.
I try to stay away from animal products too. That's for health reasons though. Most farm raised animals and animal products have lots of horomones in them. I don't know if that has any effect on men, but women need to be very careful. Not only do the animal products have horomones in them, animal meat in itself can contribute to hormonal and health problems in women. Two doctors have told me about this and I've read about it as well. sometimes it's difficult to make and find food without animal products so I just shrug and will eat eggs or a veggie pizza. I usually have less energy and feel worse when I eat junk food like that though.
I really respect someone that hunts their food and uses most of the parts of it. You have your thinking cap on.

[Mint Green]

I always thought they tasted a little too much like Liver and I don't like liver. That ain't nothing but a Bull Sewage processing plant, YUCK!

Testees taste about the same only they have a little WANG to them.

[Boss]

Testees taste about the same only they have a little WANG to them.

Is that a Hollywood Knights reference? If so, that's a triple bonus :tipofthecap:

[lawyer said write it down]

Is that a Hollywood Knights reference? If so, that's a triple bonus :tipofthecap:

Hey only the real Newbaum Turk would have picked up on that. Is that really you and what do Fran Dreschers tits really look like?http://i6.tinypic.com/1264r39.gif

[CommunistaCow]

I always thought they tasted a little too much like Liver and I don't like liver. That ain't nothing but a Bull Sewage processing plant, YUCK!

Testees taste about the same only they have a little WANG to them.

This whole thread has given me an idea for a new thread. But, that would put me :offtopic: .

Mint, I kind of agree with your taste assessment. Tecture wise, they definitely have a strangely soft graininess to them - maybe that's where the liver association comes from.

And, I'm getting way too serious about eating testees.:phfreak: :gay:

[Vako]

I agree. I'm a vegetarian, sort of. My rule is that I don't eat anything that I wouldn't be comfortable killing myself. I eat mostly vegatables and soy. Every once in a while I will eat shrimp, eggs, or eel.
I try to stay away from animal products too. That's for health reasons though. Most farm raised animals and animal products have lots of horomones in them. I don't know if that has any effect on men, but women need to be very careful. Not only do the animal products have horomones in them, animal meat in itself can contribute to hormonal and health problems in women. Two doctors have told me about this and I've read about it as well. sometimes it's difficult to make and find food without animal products so I just shrug and will eat eggs or a veggie pizza. I usually have less energy and feel worse when I eat junk food like that though.
I really respect someone that hunts their food and uses most of the parts of it. You have your thinking cap on.

Hormones and antibiotics are metabolized in eggs, and are in dairy products, also. Good course of action is to find produce and meat product that is certified as "organic".

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I know. That's the reason why I try not to eat animal products. That was probably lost in my rambling post though.
Organic food is readily available at home. There's a giant Whole Foods there where they even sell giant 20 dollar emu eggs. Organic is hard to find in the stores where I am this week though.
They eat deep fried corn in the restaurants around here. Crazy.

[Dr. P]

What's unhealthy about deep-fried corn, PeTA-Girl?!? I'm sorry, my sweet most awesome B-Day girl?

[---]

What's unhealthy about deep-fried corn, PeTA-Girl?!? I'm sorry, my sweet most awesome B-Day girl?

It's cruel to the corn and it makes your ass fat.

[AB]

It's cruel to the corn and it makes your ass fat.

Hey I resemble that remark... aw crap...<click>

[BowlHaircut]

Deep fried Corn? Like the whole ear or what?

[Dr. P]

Oh yeah!

[TedBellLover]

Sweeeet, Cliff. I'm disgusted too. What was the mayor of Eagle thinking when she wore that custard yellow jacket to go on TV? The WHORE!

She better watch that squeaky sphincter of hers. Even I know you should never piss off a redneck. :-)

You have rednecks over there too- you call them Irishmen!