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the deta
12-14-2005, 09:46 PM
I always loved Deep Thoughts so i did a little googling and came across a great collection, to bad the text is red and the webpage background is all wacked and makes it hard to read. Still classic. Enjoy!

http://www.erikandanna.com/Humor/DeepThoughts/
KungFuJesus
12-14-2005, 09:51 PM
I'm a huge fan of Jack Handy's deep thoughts. I think I have all the little books somewhere.
FearAndLoathingInSoCal
04-12-2006, 08:21 PM
BUMP! + more (http://snl.jt.org/deep/index.phtml?i=1) \\:D/ ... some of those on "erikandanna" I've never heard before... I wonder if they're true Handyisms or more somebody else made up (I could care less, they're just as hilarious!)
beaver_clever
04-13-2006, 12:02 AM
"If your keys fall into a molten river of lava let 'em go cause man they're gone."
lmao lmao lmao My favorite Jack Handy line.
BowlHaircut
04-13-2006, 01:42 AM
When Saturday Night Live started to be funny for a moment again...
the deta
04-13-2006, 07:24 AM
On of my favorites was always... "As i bit into the nectarine it a had a crisp juiciness about it that made it quite pleasurable. Untill i realised it wasnt a nectarine at all............but a HUMAN HEAD." lmao
Seaofdumb
04-13-2006, 10:31 AM
On of my favorites was always... "As i bit into the nectarine it a had a crisp juiciness about it that made it quite pleasurable. Untill i realised it wasnt a nectarine at all............but a HUMAN HEAD." lmao

OMG!! that sounds like something Herb would say!!! LOL!
djb
04-13-2006, 11:58 AM
On of my favorites was always... "As i bit into the nectarine it a had a crisp juiciness about it that made it quite pleasurable. Untill i realised it wasnt a nectarine at all............but a HUMAN HEAD." lmao

That was always a favorite of mine too.
Phil Hartman was the best.
Sticky Fumblings
04-13-2006, 10:12 PM
My favorite has always been:

"Most people don't realize that large pieces of coral, which have been painted brown and attached to the skull by common wood screws, can make a child look like a deer."
Pinch One Off
04-16-2006, 08:42 AM
Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis.

I love these, they make me laugh. Keep 'em coming.