We've kicked the ever loving crap out of the combover message board

[westernestates]

I was bored today so I decided to look at the old pathetic combover boards. I was pleasently shocked to discover that they only have 1,900 members and we have over 2,500. Even after Phil leaves the air we will have hundreds of more members than they will.

Here's the topper. Under where it says The Tom Leykis Forums it says "The Issues YOU Really Care About!" lmao lmao The joke writes itself\\:D/ \\:D/ .

http://www.leykisonline.com/leykis/

and they only have 6 members online right now.

[Boss]

And which one of you 'Gloids is their newest member... Takemeoutwithabonghit...come on...fess up...I know it's one of you.

[The Larry]

I'm not a member of Combover's stupid fan site, look at the IP addresses of those Leykis lovers, none of them match mine. Leykis blows a whole valley O' chimp!

[The Dude]

I'm not a member of Combover's stupid fan site, look at the IP addresses of those Leykis lovers, none of them match mine. Leykis blows a whole valley O' chimp!

"Methinks thou doth protest too much."

[westernestates]

Who came up with this one

ComboverBlowsAcresOfChimp

Now that's classic\\:D/ :thumbsup: lmao

[Boss]

Who came up with this one

ComboverBlowsAcresOfChimp

Now that's classic\\:D/ :thumbsup: lmao

OMG!!!! Are you furrr reeeeeellll?

lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao

[Mr. Irrelevant]

It's the same 6 douche bags too...

Wolf hunter
Matt
Girlie Girl
Anne from Tacoma
Blow me up
and some other jackass

[The Dude]

It's the same 6 douche bags too...

Wolf hunter
Matt
Girlie Girl
Anne from Tacoma
Blow me up
and some other jackass

and Marty Blue

[---]

ComboverBlowsAcresOfChimp

Whoever that menber is I like them. :thumbsup:

[123 Ass Kick Street]

What a bunch of chimps.

[westernestates]

Now who came up with this one?

Combover_suxs_whale_penis

lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao

I can't believe these idiots are allowing these user names.

[BowlHaircut]

Neither can I.

http://leykisonline.com/leykis/viewtopic.php?p=10656#10656

[westernestates]

Neither can I.

http://leykisonline.com/leykis/viewtopic.php?p=10656#10656

It's asking me to log-in and why would I want to log-in to that waste of space.

[BowlHaircut]

It's asking me to log-in and why would I want to log-in to that waste of space.
Whiskey Dick wrote:
This is all human nature. It's instinctual. Why is it wrong for nature to take over man's biology when girls develop and grow "grass on the field". Those are all good health indicators for child bearing. Girls mature faster than boys for a reason, and men can procreate until death for a reason as well. The fact of the matter is that most older women already have kids, horrible baggage, weight problems, crazy beliefs, std's. etc...

And a user named "Combover_Has_Panfacia" responded:
I totally agree. That's why, like Tom, I'm sticking with men!

[westernestates]

Whiskey Dick wrote:
This is all human nature. It's instinctual. Why is it wrong for nature to take over man's biology when girls develop and grow "grass on the field". Those are all good health indicators for child bearing. Girls mature faster than boys for a reason, and men can procreate until death for a reason as well. The fact of the matter is that most older women already have kids, horrible baggage, weight problems, crazy beliefs, std's. etc...

And a user named "Combover_Has_Panfacia" responded:
I totally agree. That's why, like Tom, I'm sticking with men!

That's classiclmao lmao lmao lmao lmao
\\:D/ \\:D/ \\:D/ \\:D/ \\:D/ \\:D/
:thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
I love it!

[The Larry]

Don't get me started on Combs. I could spend the whole day on Combs, and I frankly don't want to, maybe tomorrow I will spend a good part of the day writing an editioral bashing him.

[BowlHaircut]

Don't get me started on Combs. I could spend the whole day on Combs, and I frankly don't want to, maybe tomorrow I will spend a good part of the day writing an editioral bashing him.
Seriously. Please, please please join his messageboard. Let them have you for just 24 hours. Please. Seriously Phfreak, that would be hilarious.

Don't prank them, just be yourself.

[TheWagesofSin]

I've signed on as "Combover_Gobs_Cone". Now what do I do?

...I second Bowl...Phfreak, you should spend some time on the Leykis message board...

[TheWagesofSin]

Holy Christ, here is one of Comb's 3 forums:

The Gym / Frat House
Pictures of young boys, stories about man-on-man action, and all that other manly locker room talk. Long as its legal, and involves ass-play with middle aged men who look slightly inbred, anything goes in this forum, so participate at your own risk.

[westernestates]

Holy Christ, here is one of Comb's 3 forums:

The Gym / Frat House
Pictures of young boys, stories about man-on-man action, and all that other manly locker room talk. Long as its legal, and involves ass-play with middle aged men who look slightly inbred, anything goes in this forum, so participate at your own risk.

OMG! lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao
This shit just gets better

[The Larry]

Seriously. Please, please please join his messageboard. Let them have you for just 24 hours. Please. Seriously Phfreak, that would be hilarious.

Don't prank them, just be yourself.

I prefer not to go to the dark side, my location says all. Hell, maybe I'll do it. To get it started, I wonder if I should post the story of me accidently eating the dog dung, see how they like that.

[westernestates]

I prefer not to go to the dark side, my location says all. Hell, maybe I'll do it. To get it started, I wonder if I should post the story of me accidently eating the dog dung, see how they like that.

Please do.

[The Larry]

Okay, if you insist. What username should I use?

[TheWagesofSin]

Official_Goat_Molester
I_heart_Kid_Rock
Mition:Impossibul
Combover_hearts_Valby

[westernestates]

Okay, if you insist. What username should I use?

How about tlfreak?

[BowlHaircut]

How about tlfreak?
PERFECT.

[The Larry]

Okay, relax :phfreak:, you can do it. Resist the temptation to visit the Leykis website.... c'mon, your :gloid:yness is perfect here...

[westernestates]

Okay, relax :phfreak:, you can do it. Resist the temptation to visit the Leykis website.... c'mon, your :gloid:yness is perfect here...

You know what the more you resist the more I know you are a combover fan otherwise you wouldn't be so uptight.

[The Larry]

I'm a true Phil fan, I don't wanna be associated with a collection of Leykis fans, they love guys like me. They just don't understand what good comedy is.

[TheWagesofSin]

You know what the more you resist the more I know you are a combover fan otherwise you wouldn't be so uptight.
Yeah, what are you "resisting"? The urge to be positive about your secret pleasure...listening everyday to the Tom Leykis show?

[---]

Phfreak, go to dark side for a day. Even nice hippies like me have a dark side. It's good for you every once in a while.

[The Larry]

I :-k I'm experiencing an internial conflict, Man vs. himself, hard to tell whos winning this one. It's either the wimp in me that says "Don't do it man!", or the man that says "Do it, you pussy!"

[melon]

Seriously. Please, please please join his messageboard. Let them have you for just 24 hours. Please. Seriously Phfreak, that would be hilarious.

Don't prank them, just be yourself.

It says "if you are visually impaired" you may have trouble reading the code.

[melon]

I tried to sign up as: leykis_TookOneOfTheChin
and it says this name has been disallowed.

[TheWagesofSin]

I :-k I'm experiencing an internial conflict, Man vs. himself, hard to tell whos winning this one. It's either the wimp in me that says "Don't do it man!", or the man that says "Do it, you pussy!"
Oh please. Pull your tongue off the window and DO IT!!!!

[BowlHaircut]

I'm a true Phil fan, I don't wanna be associated with a collection of Leykis fans, they love guys like me. They just don't understand what good comedy is.
What better way to show your hatred for Combs then to torture his fans by spamming up the board!?! It's perfect!

[melon]

Just try not to get banned, PHfreak. They will probably kick you off.

[---]

It's easy Phfreak. I just signed up. I'm the newest member now. I feel honored.

[The Larry]

It says "if you are visually impaired" you may have trouble reading the code.

Hey, so does the Mitch Hedberg website to signup at the message board:

http://mitchhedberg.net/memorialbb/profile.php?mode=register&agreed=true

[---]

I'll be kicked off before I read much though because my name there is combover_is_gay

[The Larry]

It may seem easy to you guys, but Watermellon_man said in a recent post here the follow:

"It says "if you are visually impaired" you may have trouble reading the code."

[BowlHaircut]

It may seem easy to you guys, but Watermellon_man said in a recent post here the follow:

"It says "if you are visually impaired" you may have trouble reading the code."
If you can play video games, you can see it... the letters are big.

[melon]

It may seem easy to you guys, but Watermellon_man said in a recent post here the follow:

"It says "if you are visually impaired" you may have trouble reading the code."

Don't use that as an excuse.

[The Larry]

Cracking a code doesn't seem too hard, what's that blasted web address?

[---]

Phfreak, just go to the beginning of this thread. or copy this in:
http://www.leykisonline.com/leykis/

You're a sweet kid, but you aren't even trying are you?

[The Larry]

Phfreak, just go to the beginning of this thread. or copy this in:
http://www.leykisonline.com/leykis/

You're a sweet kid, but you aren't even trying are you?

Obviously not.

[---]

I think that board is an elaborate put on by someone anyway. I registered so I could look around, after reading for less than 5 minutes I exited promptly in disgust. Then I realized that HAS TO BE A JOKE. there are no people that dumb and disgusting really. Whoever set that up with the fake users and fake posts, well done. :thumbsup: Very funny.

[The Larry]

It asked me to enter the code "exactly as you see it", I simply left it blank, that's how I see it, that's also how I see Combs, blank and empty.

[---]

That was fun though. It took me all the way back to 3rd grade and prank phone calls.

[melon]

Give into the peer pressure, PHfreak. Abandoned your anti-Combs beliefs just for us.

[The Larry]

Would you like for me to say "Combs rocks!" Then just before I leave, give them a big "bababooey!"?

[Mr. Irrelevant]

Would you like for me to say "Combs rocks!" Then just before I leave, give them a big "bababooey!"?

We'd actually like you to go over there and sta.... eeeerrrr pretend you're here and let them marvel at your gloidiness and retarded prowess.

[Zerath]

Now who came up with this one?

Combover_suxs_whale_penis

lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao

I can't believe these idiots are allowing these user names.

That would be me.

[The Dude]

That would be me.
:score:

[Zerath]

I've signed on as "Combover_Gobs_Cone". Now what do I do?

...I second Bowl...Phfreak, you should spend some time on the Leykis message board...


NICE!! \\:D/ \\:D/ \\:D/ lmao lmao lmao lmao :tipofthecap: :tipofthecap: :tipofthecap: middlefinger middlefinger middlefinger :rock: :rock: :rock: :rock: :rock:

[Zerath]

:score:

Sadly I missed typed my Email Adress so I can't use the name. :oops:

Now I am Combover_suxs_horse_penis

[Zerath]

Well lets see what Wrong with Comb Over Boy.
1He's had 4 failed marriages, yeah there a guy who knows woman.

2 He's beatin his wife.

3 His show Suck whale horse and turtle penis

4He's telling his sexist "Leykis 101" to under aged kids.

Basicaly a sexist SOB who should just come out of the closet and quit radio.
Futher more see my sig

PS don't say this forum isn't for bashing tom cuz its says "Love Tom Hate Tom?"

Thats my first post.

[Boss]

Well lets see what Wrong with Comb Over Boy.
1He's had 4 failed marriages, yeah there a guy who knows woman.

2 He's beatin his wife.

3 His show Suck whale horse and turtle penis

4He's telling his sexist "Leykis 101" to under aged kids.

Basicaly a sexist SOB who should just come out of the closet and quit radio.
Futher more see my sig

PS don't say this forum isn't for bashing tom cuz its says "Love Tom Hate Tom?"

Thats my first post.

Please see Nate. I believe he has a :beefwich: in your name. :worship:

[Verno]

Okay, who signed up as "iamyourhost"? He just pwned everyone in that forum.

[Boss]

*cough* baldgay_wifebeaters_rcool *cough*

OWWWT!

[Zerath]

Here are their gloidy replys

If you really don't like him here's some suggestions:

1) Don't listen to his show

2) Don't bother signing up for a board about Tom Leykis




He's right about one thing though. The board DOES say "Love Tom? Hate Tom?". You can't force somebody to leave the forum, threaten to ban him/her or suggest not signing up at all. Everybody is entitled their opinion. Love, hate, suck, fuck, it's all fair game.



I'll take this one, Hater...

"1He's had 4 failed marriages, yeah there a guy who knows woman."

Women who have nothing of value to say about Tom say this. Are you a woman?

"2 He's beatin his wife."

Tom seriously fucked up here by beating his wife. When in fact he should have been out beating little bitches like you.

"3 His show Suck whale horse and turtle penis"

And you recognize the taste of these suckoff partners because you have engaged in it yourself?

"4He's telling his sexist "Leykis 101" to under aged kids."

Last time I checked, he's on Testicle radio. Anyone with a tuner can tune in. If you don't like it, grab your chillin' by their scruffs and retreat back into your fundamentalist compound where things like radio and electricity are forbidden by the prophet.

"Basicaly a sexist SOB who should just come out of the closet and quit radio."

He makes over a million bucks a year. Quitting radio would be pretty stupid.

"PS don't say this forum isn't for bashing tom cuz its says "Love Tom Hate Tom?""

Hey, you actually got something right!



Well lets see what Wrong with Comb Over Boy.
1He's had 4 failed marriages, yeah there a guy who knows woman.


Or maybe he's finally learned that there's no point in buying an old cow when you got young fillies showering you with fresh milk!

Quote:
2 He's beatin his wife.


He's not married, dumbass.


Quote:
3 His show Suck whale horse and turtle penis


That explains why his RATINGS are at an all-time high?

Quote:
4He's telling his sexist "Leykis 101" to under aged kids.


There's nothing "sexist" about wanting equality, and telling the truth about how HOW MEN THINK!

And Tom's NOT responsible for every snot-picking brat whose parents don't monitor their radio-listening habits.

Quote:
Basicaly a sexist SOB who should just come out of the closet and quit radio.


What's "sexist" about being the ONLY VOICE FOR MEN on the fucking MEDIA? It's ALL ANTI-MALE otherwise-- even Howard Stern was a fucking PUSSY!

Quote:
PS don't say this forum isn't for bashing tom cuz its says "Love Tom Hate Tom?"


But we can also bash YOU if you LIE about him!


e's right about one thing though. The board DOES say "Love Tom? Hate Tom?".


This board doesn't say that.

Quote:
You can't force somebody to leave the forum, threaten to ban him/her or suggest not signing up at all. Everybody is entitled their opinion. Love, hate, suck, fuck, it's all fair game.


Actually you can ban them if you want. I've run my own boards at times. It definitely is doable. Of course they could sign up again with another name but you can can that too.


. He's beatin his wife.


Quote:
Tom seriously fucked up here by beating his wife. When in fact he should have been out beating little bitches like you.


Ok i'm going to address this, and snip this little false idea right now.

Tom did not beat his wife, as he has said billions of times on the radio.

Jesus......

She pulled the crap that any women who gets herself in a situtation she can't cope can do........... cry "rape" on the guy or cry "battery".

Did she try prosecute him?? no she didn't.

you should know that hittman.


People will mantra lies into their heads to make it true to them. If some dummies come and start throwing in little fibs here and there, people just browsing by think there is some truth to it.

So all these new people coming here and trying to skew his advice or anything else to some how fit your idea of what toms does or says, will get a challenge concerning it from me.


Before people like combover only posted on the blowmeup forum, now they are here. Just another reason to get the other forum back up.

I don't think Tom beat his wife. I think if he were to do it though, he should have been out beating bitches like this guy instead. Twisted Evil

You know, it's funny how 11 "Tom Haters" with similar names and insults (combover, tom is a whale, etc) just show up within the span of a day or two. More then likely it's the same idiot phildo repeatedly creating false accounts. Webshamino or Raju should IP ban the guy.

1 baldgay_wifebeaters_rcool 19 May 2006 0
3 Combboy_Full_Diesel Belmar Academy 19 May 2006 1
6 deepwatrcreatur 19 May 2006 0
7 Combover_suxs_horse_penis 19 May 2006 1
8 combboy_likes_guys Belmar Academy, CA 18 May 2006 0
12 combover_is_gay 18 May 2006 1
13 combover_gobs_cone 18 May 2006 1
14 iamyourhost 18 May 2006 12
15 imacomboverqueer 18 May 2006 0
16 Combover_Has_Panfacia 18 May 2006 3
18 Combover_suxs_whale_penis

http://www.leykisonline.com/leykis/memberlist.php

(hint: sort in descending order)

[Zerath]

What no one cares about my battle with the Combs fans!?!?!

[Boss]

What no one cares about my battle with the Combs fans!?!?!

It's solid bro. In response to one of the fans who enjoys the taste of his 2" cocktail weenie--Just because he has more 'tards than ever listening to his show says more about the state of our country and radio than it does his talent or lack thereof. You cannot justify four failed marriages, either he sucks at picking out women or he sucks at making them happy, either way this makes the very essence of his show pure bullshit and bad entertainment.

OK, I've wasted enough time and energy on this walking terd factory. Maybe if we ignore him, he'll just go away, or more likely, some woman will just go postal on his ridiculously ample ass.

[The Larry]

It's solid bro. In response to one of the fans who enjoys the taste of his 2" cocktail weenie--Just because he has more 'tards than ever listening to his show says more about the state of our country and radio than it does his talent or lack thereof. You cannot justify four failed marriages, either he sucks at picking out women or he sucks at making them happy, either way this makes the very essence of his show pure bullshit and bad entertainment.

OK, I've wasted enough time and energy on this walking terd factory. Maybe if we ignore him, he'll just go away, or more likely, some woman will just go postal on his ridiculously ample ass.

A walking turd factory... hmmm, smells like Burger King... I'm going in! Tasty... oh.... no..... Starbucs coffee......corn.......no......why....God! Yeah I said it, I said God! Stick that in your pipe and smoke it! :puke:

St. Jimmy described some of the emoticons to me, what is the puke emoticon a picture of?

[Mr. Irrelevant]

That's it.... I'd rather be gang raped by a herd of buffalo than read another one if his mongo-esque style posts....

It's ignore time for you chuckles, now go back in your cage. I'll let you out when I'm not so annoyed by you.

[The Larry]

That's it.... I'd rather be gang raped by a herd of buffalo than read another one if his mongo-esque style posts....

It's ignore time for you chuckles, now go back in your cage. I'll let you out when I'm not so annoyed by you.

Back to the cage? I was having some fun is all. I'll go back under one condition: there's a fresh in the bag :beefwich:, and there's an ice cold can of Root Beer, and that the CD player is playing my favorite tunes, and that my cage is decorated from ceiling to floor with pictures of "Slide Off". Copeesh?

[Verno]

That's it.... I'd rather be gang raped by a herd of buffalo than read another one if his mongo-esque style posts....

It's ignore time for you chuckles, now go back in your cage. I'll let you out when I'm not so annoyed by you.
Double that.

[St. Jimmy]

hey phf

[The Larry]

Double that.

Oh come on guys, I put you two on my buddy list, and this is how I get treated? Well, that shank gets deeper with each post, so to each it's own.

[Mr. Irrelevant]

hey VernD

[Verno]

saaavy i ignorred the glood not the goat did you?

[Mr. Irrelevant]

10-4 good buddy. The dingleberry is in the proverbial cage with a can of Barq's.... currently in non-read mode, but the "official goat" is still on read mode, copy?

[The Larry]

Copy that, good buddy.

[Verno]

10-4 good buddy. The dingleberry is in the proverbial cage with a can of Barq's.... currently in non-read mode, but the "official goat" is still on read mode, copy?
TTCCCHHH!!! 10-4 radar. We have the turd-muncher in the stink tank, over and out. Gotta 10-100.

[The Larry]

TTCCCHHH!!! 10-4 radar. We have the turd-muncher in the stink tank, over and out. Gotta 10-100.

10-100? I'm not familiar.

[Mr. Irrelevant]

TTCCCHHH!!! 10-4 radar. We have the turd-muncher in the stink tank, over and out. Gotta 10-100.

TTCCCHHH... Copy that, Can you verify it's 20, over?

[Verno]

TTCCCHHH... Copy that, Can you verify it's 20, over?
The 10-100 has reached the toilet. I repeat, the 10-100 has reached the toilet.

Anyhow, I signed up as Combover_Full_Diesel \\:D/

[Mr. Irrelevant]

The 10-100 has reached the toilet. I repeat, the 10-100 has reached the toilet.

Anyhow, I signed up as Combover_Full_Diesel \\:D/

Copy that, the evacuation assistance units arte being dispatched...

I should sign up too... maybe later.

[The Larry]

Maybe I'll sign up as Tomfan87. For my first post, I'll post the story of me accidently eating the dog crap, then I'll kiss Leykis ass for 24 hours. When I've had my fun, I'll simply say: "Before I leave this site, I have one thing to say to you Tom fans: Bababbooey, suckers! <click>"

[TheWagesofSin]

Maybe I'll sign up as Tomfan87. For my first post, I'll post the story of me accidently eating the dog crap, then I'll kiss Leykis ass for 24 hours. When I've had my fun, I'll simply say: "Before I leave this site, I have one thing to say to you Tom fans: Bababbooey, suckers! <click>"
Do it or shut up about it, ya douche.

[Boyd]

You're a sweet kid, but you aren't even trying are you?


Obviously not.

It's pretty clear that Phreak isn't comfortable doing this. And let's face it he'd blow his cover in the 1st or 2nd post by calling him Combs, as well as ratting out the SFJ.

So instead I decided to take the Mother/Father by the horns and created the TLfreak in his image. Let's just say I, um...., have some experience when it come to impersonating PHfreak or should i say (Phfreek).

Anyway if you do log onto to the site, please do not refer to me and menshun PHfreak, PH, SFJ etc. I want to keep this on the down low for as long as possible. I've already had one problem with this.

TLfreak Out!

[BowlHaircut]

Ok, seriously, if you have not gotten a membership to Leykis' lame site, feel free to use mine and browse Boyd's material. This is unbelievable.

Here's my login and password if you don't want to sign up for one of your own:

Combover_has_panfacia/combs

[The Larry]

It's pretty clear that Phreak isn't comfortable doing this. And let's face it he'd blow his cover in the 1st or 2nd post by calling him Combs, as well as ratting out the SFJ.

So instead I decided to take the Mother/Father by the horns and created the TLfreak in his image. Let's just say I, um...., have some experience when it come to impersonating PHfreak or should i say (Phfreek).

Anyway if you do log onto to the site, please do not refer to me and menshun PHfreak, PH, SFJ etc. I want to keep this on the down low for as long as possible. I've already had one problem with this.

TLfreak Out!

Hey Boyd,
Post this one as your nexst post, but don't you found it on SFJ, just tell them this is a story you heard from a friend.

"I would recommend you get a barf bag, or better yet, a big trash can, because after you read these stories, you'll probably get sick.

At the age of 3, I was given my first chicken on a bone to eat. I examined it, looked up and said "Mom, do you really want me to eat something that looks
like a penis?" I shit you not, I can remember it almost as if it were yesterday.

Okay, so that one does seem a little out there, but this next one is so horrible, it pains me to write about it, but here goes. One night after a long ass
day at school, I needed to relax and play some videogames before going off to bed. I sat down in my favorite chair, grabbed the controller, and thought
of which game I wanted to play, when I decided to check the ground for the other controller. (For a fucked up reason, I like to play as both players, so
I can practice moves and whatnot). Well, I reach down on the ground, and I notice there's something on the ground. Like a jackball, I think "Hmmm, I don't
rmember leaving behind this", so I thought it was a food item. As strange as this may sound, it felt like a chicken bone. Like a dumbass, I bit into it...
well brother, it wasn't a chicken bone. It was... dog dung. Hey I had no idea! Bessides, I didn't plan it out that way. I didn't wake up that morning and
say "You know, today I'm going to purposly eat some dog crap". I didn't like it.

[Boyd]

Phreak,

When the time is right, I promise I will share your wonderous stories on the Combs site.

Cheers,

Boyd

[St. Jimmy]

oh Boyd Lonafide I would like it if you didn't call yourself TLfreak reason being is TL are my inishals

[westernestates]

oh Boyd Lonafide I would like it if you didn't call yourself TLfreak reason being is TL are my inishals

I could be wrong but aren't the inishals islands 1,000 miles due east of Australia?

[Verno]

PPPFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT

Sprayed some gloid repellant in this thread, let's see if this stuff works...

[Dr. P]

PPPFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT

Sprayed some gloid repellant in this thread, let's see if this stuff works...
The posts aren't deleted yet, coach....

[westernestates]

Well if it keeps up I'll lock the thread soon. The problem is if I do they'll be like cockroaches and just find some other place to infest.

[The Dude]

Do it or shut up about it, ya douche.

He's all talk, no action...

[Verno]

Just checked out the Leykis site, TLfreak is ON A ROLL!!! Great stuff, Boyd. You with your rapist sharp wit is cutting them a new one!

BTW: How is a rapist considered "sharp"?

[westernestates]

Just checked out the Leykis site, TLfreak is ON A ROLL!!! Great stuff, Boyd. You with your rapist sharp wit is cutting them a new one!

BTW: How is a rapist considered "sharp"?


whoever is writing the stuff in there is pure genius.:thumbsup: :thumbsup:

You're pissing them off and making them think you are tom fans.

[BowlHaircut]

Yeah, glad to see whoever is using my new Combs name is posting too... hilarious.

[Mr. Irrelevant]

Yeah, glad to see whoever is using my new Combs name is posting too... hilarious.

That be me Bowl. I registered on my own, but I was never sent a activation email from them... idiots. So even though my name "Tom licks ass" is signed up as a member, I cannot get into the site. So I used your username to douche things up a bit.

[Boss]

This is a sample of the brilliance that is TL and that forum...

Theres a woman in my car club who married too young, and has been married to one man since 20 and is now 28. She's only ever had sex with him and want's to fuck me at least once, after hearing some sexually explicit stories i've told her about myself (22) and my ex-gf (19).

She's totally down to fuck, and we've had phone sex a few times in anticipation. She's gone ahead and bought some new lingerie for our encounter, and I've gotten plenty of naked pics from her.

Should I go ahead with this? Sounds like a great time to me!

All of the replies are basically giving him reasons to justify adultery.

Disrepecting people and women in the name of "having balls" has to be the poorest excuse ever for these douche nozzles to share the same planet and oxygen as the rest of us. If I were forced to read the crap that spews from that site every day, I would need therapy, anti-depressants or a shotgun enema. Civilization is doomed.

[Mr. Irrelevant]

All of the replies are basically giving him reasons to justify adultery.

Disrepecting people and women in the name of "having balls" has to be the poorest excuse ever for these douche nozzles to share the same planet and oxygen as the rest of us. If I were forced to read the crap that spews from that site every day, I would need therapy, anti-depressants or a shotgun enema. Civilization is doomed.

The best part about that forum is they are all a bunch of cut throat a-holes too. None of them have any sense of unity or understanding like we do in here. Sure we have some :phfreak: and the occasional ass that we all bombard with harsh rhetoric, but other than that, we enjoy each others company.

In there, they are hostile to even their own hard-core fans. That Brian guy in there is the biggest flammer of them all too. He's a prick to everyone. I'd be suprised if that board lasts long if people keep getting alienated from one another because none of them have even the most simple concept of what respect is.

Sure KFJ and the mods let a lot slide in here, but this place isn't even half the insane assylum that their site is. No one in there gets along!!! Of course, we aren't really helping their case either, hehehehehehe.

[Boss]

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[The Dude]

Good job, guys. I looked on there and it brought a smile to my face and warmth to my cold, dead heart.

[The Larry]

I've reached a decision: No way in hell. My :gloid:yness belongs on one site and one site only, and that's here on SFJ. I logged in with :bowl:'s info, I got bord in two minutes. That's my ferm and final decision, no way. Leykis and Hendrie fans were never ment to get along, and when they'd :poke: at me, it would be to call me a "Phildo" or some shit like that, and I can't associate myself with people who don't know what talent is. Sorry if I've let you all down, I just am not secure enough to tangle with Leykis fans, or whatever they call themselves.

[Verno]

I hear there's a new member over there. A war veteran of sorts...


Hello. Yes sir, I am a Korean War veteran 1950-1952. I would say I am probably Tom's eldest fan. I sure do enjoy the advice Mr. Leykis gives, and I can promise you he is 100 per cent correct sir! My wife Gladys and I have been married for 51 years, and I have never spent more than $30 for a dinner, and a man who risked his life in a war should never have to.

Let me share a story with you. Usually when driving to Portland to see our daughter, my wife could hold her water all of the way from Alhambra to Eureka without stopping. We are on a very tight schedule and we cannot afford to stop many times. I was always very proud of her holding her water this long. But last year, she starts tugging on my shirt when we reached Bakersfield, saying she needs to use a facility. But not me. We kept on our schedule and my wife urinated on herself. I will not stray off of our schedule. It took me 2 hours to clean up the stains on the RV seats once we got back home. But did we make it on time? You bet your sweet ass we did. I didn't shove bayonets in a Chinaman's face to have to stop 15 times to take a piss. No sir, no sir, no sir. That is why I am so GD good.

It is great to have a web site so us Leykis fans to come and discuss his talk radio program. I enjoy it so very deeply.

Lloyd
Korean War SSG 1950-1952

I should have fun with this one...

[Dr. P]

I never thought I'd want to venture to the Leykis message boards...

[BowlHaircut]

Great Lloyd post coach... comedy gold!

[Boyd]

Great Lloyd post coach... comedy gold!

I second that, excellent job Vern.

Someone should create a Steve_from_Corona member. Perhaps he could start by talking about how he tried Leykis 101 on a date, but didn't get any poon. To make matters worse, Steve was so worked up after the date he had to spank it in the car, to get rid of his raging boner, so he would be able to safely drive home. Unfortunately for Steve, a cop happened to drive by when Steve was having at it, and he got arrested for lewd conduct in public.

Now he's suing Tom for misrepresentation, causing alienation of affection with his date, and making him look like a GD fool.

Another Idea:
He could ask if any of the other people there have accidentally eaten Penis Pop's, and then threaten to sue anybody who makes fun of his post.

[Boss]

[QUOTE=Boyd Lonafide]I second that, excellent job Vern.

Someone should create a Steve_from_Corona member. Perhaps he could start by talking about how he tried Leykis 101 on a date, but didn't get any poon. To make matters worse, Steve was so worked up after the date he had to spank it in the car, to get rid of his raging boner, so he would be able to safely drive home. Unfortunately for Steve, a cop happened to drive by when Steve was having at it, and he got arrested for lewd conduct in public.

Now he's suing Tom for misrepresentation, causing alienation of affection with his date, and making him look like a GD fool.[quote=Boyd Lonafide]

lmao lmao

If you get them to buy into that post, I'll personally send you a :beefwich: and an STS.

[Mr. Irrelevant]

See what I mean. I ligit Combover fan, doesn't even like this guy, Brian, who clearly is the board's resident douchebag/bully/asshole/flammer....


Pretty much sums up my original assessment of Brian too. And since then I've seen nothing from him and his +2000 posts to change it. Brian's akin to a smoker who has just quit - he goes overboard - way overboard...

Here was my response to Andrew, this guy seems to be a decent fellow, even if he likes Combs... I shall turn him to the Feathery side for sure. :hallout: Notice my quasi-subtle referrence to myself in SFJ.

Not to mention that he's a major post whore. Any man that has more than 2000+ posts in less than a year is a post whore. I was on this other board and there was some guy who had 3300 posts and he joined the board in Jan. of 2006. His name was Sabby or Shaggy? or something like that. The guy just wouldn't shut his freaking mouth. This guy was a little flammer with a collosial chip on his shoulder, just like liitle Brian is. Oh well. I'm going to stop picking on Brian. We're supposed to be a community of sorts in here, right?

[westernestates]

This gives me a good idea.

I think Tom's biggest fan might show up to say how he inspired him into getting in radio. That's right Skippy from Skipyy & Frank "Getting Wood in The Morning"

Now to register.

[Boyd]

See what I mean. I ligit Combover fan, doesn't even like this guy, Brian, who clearly is the board's resident douchebag/bully/asshole/flammer....

Brian reminds of the Cheviot Hills Greenskeeper in the Dean Wheeler bit. You just post something to piss him off, and then just step back as he rants for half a page like some insane Pro Wrestler.

Andrew, seems like a nice enough guy in that post, but I've seen him rip into other people in other parts of the site.

There's also another guy named "thehittman" who has tried to mess with me. I laughed my ass of when I read this poll he posted before he went on vacation:


I'll be gone a few days on vacation in Catalina til mid next week.. don't rip each other apart while I'm gone.

And yeah Brian, I know you don't care.


Poll: Do we CARE?

1. Hell no, F that prick

2.Hittman is hawt - he makes me smile in my pants - and I want him to have my e-babies

"he makes me smile in my pants " you can't make up stuff that funny.lmao lmao lmao

[Mr. Irrelevant]

I'll be gone a few days on vacation in Catalina til mid next week

Doesn't PHfreak do the same thing in here... hmmmmm



"he makes me smile in my pants " you can't make up stuff that funny.lmao lmao lmao

lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao
I wonder what her pants do when someone pisses her off?

[Boyd]

"he makes me smile in my pants "



I wonder what her pants do when someone pisses her off?

I guess you would have to ask "thehittman" since he wrote it about himself in the first place.

[Mr. Irrelevant]

I guess you would have to ask "thehittman" since he wrote it about himself in the first place.

That's just freaking wrong

[Bill_Ryan]

I listen to combover occassionally just to behold his suckiness and relish how GOOD Phil's mocking of him is.

Phil - if you're reading this - PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DO one last *really good* Combover bit and just destroy him. Please please please.

[westernestates]

I listen to combover occassionally just to behold his suckiness and relish how GOOD Phil's mocking of him is.

Phil - if you're reading this - PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DO one last *really good* Combover bit and just destroy him. Please please please.

Yeah he needs to do one where he really gets how bad he is and just eats a shotgun sandwhich.

[Raghead]

I wannna see Leykis blow himself up.

[djb]

On January 20th, 2005 Comb-Boy's producer Gary Zubrensky reports that Combsey commited suicide by poison. His suicide note read "Dear Gary, I killed myself because I suck and I'm ugly."

[Mr. Irrelevant]

On January 20th, 2005 Comb-Boy's producer Gary Zubrensky reports that Combsey commited suicide by poison. His suicide note read "Dear Gary, I killed myself because I suck and I'm ugly."
I'm not familiar

[djb]

I'm not familiar

A PHS bit on 1-20-2005.

[Zerath]

On January 20th, 2005 Comb-Boy's producer Gary Zubrensky reports that Combsey commited suicide by poison. His suicide note read "Dear Gary, I killed myself because I suck and I'm ugly."


lmao lmao lmao