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TheWagesofSin
05-01-2006, 03:40 PM
I think SFJ will actually be more enjoyable when Phil leaves... the number of gloidy threads has escalated to amazing proportions since Teachers came out and especially since he announced his retirement. Perhaps his leaving will seperate the wheat from the chaff, so to speak.
The Dude
05-01-2006, 03:42 PM
I have noticed an influx of new people...mostly all signing up to find audio or to complain about Phil leaving.
Dr. P
05-01-2006, 03:43 PM
Or start threads that already exist!
The Dude
05-01-2006, 03:46 PM
Or start threads that already exist!

Or start the same arguments woth the same people...damn them.
TheWagesofSin
05-01-2006, 03:48 PM
Or start threads that already exist!
Although, you can't blame some of the folks... there are just SO MANY THREADS to sift through... although threads like "What is Phil thinking" are pretty lame and I'm sick of it...
KungFuJesus
05-01-2006, 03:48 PM
We've also gotten some really cool new members.
The retards will leave, the true gloids will stay and become part of our gay little family.
:gay:
westernestates
05-01-2006, 06:39 PM
We've also gotten some really cool new members.
The retards will leave, the true gloids will stay and become part of our gay little family.
:gay:

Exactly! I'd like to call this the "initiation phase". Instead of spanking their bare bottoms with a wooden paddles or making them do some goat we are just weeding them out the natural way just as god intended.
djb
05-01-2006, 06:53 PM
Exactly! I'd like to call this the "initiation phase". Instead of spanking their bare bottoms with a wooden paddles or making them do some goat we are just weeding them out the natural way just as god intended.

What you said is true, the way you said it was priceless.

Of course some of them came here specifically for the bare bottom spankings and unsupervised goat dates...
Chinese wet dream
05-01-2006, 07:12 PM
Who gives the bare bottom spankings? This site is perfect to get some of the PHS humor after it is gone. I plan on sticking around to get Phil news and read all the crazy names you guys come up with.

p.s.
do i get free mongo chow?
Dr. P
05-01-2006, 07:49 PM
Who gives the bare bottom spankings? This site is perfect to get some of the PHS humor after it is gone. I plan on sticking around to get Phil news and read all the crazy names you guys come up with.

p.s.
do i get free mongo chow?
I'll sign up to administer the bare bottom spankings and I appoint The Dude to match new users with the right goat! :thumbsup:
The Dude
05-01-2006, 08:22 PM
I'll sign up to administer the bare bottom spankings and I appoint The Dude to match new users with the right goat! :thumbsup:

Oh sure, you get the FUN job. Phfreak should be in charge of the goats on accounta his special "bond" with them.
westernestates
05-01-2006, 08:30 PM
Oh sure, you get the FUN job. Phfreak should be in charge of the goats on accounta his special "bond" with them.

Alright maybe we can make you in charge of giving out the "dirty sanchez's" to the newbies. I think you'd perfer that over the whole goat thing or maybe you'd like to dispense the chocolate lemonade out to them. Your choice.
The Dude
05-01-2006, 08:36 PM
Alright maybe we can make you in charge of giving out the "dirty sanchez's" to the newbies. I think you'd perfer that over the whole goat thing or maybe you'd like to dispense the chocolate lemonade out to the newbies

Decisions, decisions....:-k
Chinese wet dream
05-01-2006, 11:59 PM
You guys are sick..... I'm gonna like it here
Vako
05-02-2006, 12:49 AM
What's this about a gay tribe what has an initiation ceremony involving spanking it with a goat and hoping the retárds will leave to ensure it's survival? :shock: \\:D/
Bob's Big Boy
05-02-2006, 07:46 AM
We've also gotten some really cool new members.
The retards will leave, the true gloids will stay and become part of our gay little family.
:gay:

Is it just me, or does anyone else feel a lot of love these days in SFJ?
The Dude
05-02-2006, 10:16 AM
Is it just me, or does anyone else feel a lot of love these days in SFJ?

I felt something but it was just "someone" trying to grab my ass...and you know who you are.
Bob's Big Boy
05-02-2006, 11:07 AM
Who gives the bare bottom spankings? This site is perfect to get some of the PHS humor after it is gone. I plan on sticking around to get Phil news and read all the crazy names you guys come up with.

p.s.
do i get free mongo chow?

Bare bottom spankings? Refer to 'Kiss the Gunners Daughter' article on this site:

http://www.corpun.com/kiss.jpg (http://www.corpun.com)
AZJester
05-02-2006, 03:07 PM
I felt something but it was just "someone" trying to grab my ass...and you know who you are.

I didn't grab your ass, I accidently brushed against while giving KFJ a reach around...
KungFuJesus
05-02-2006, 03:17 PM
I didn't grab your ass, I accidently brushed against while giving KFJ a reach around...

Sweet living jesus what kind of full bunkhouse swap am I getting involved in here?
:gay:
AB
05-02-2006, 06:05 PM
Jeez I hate to go away for a couple of days and see what has become of you gloids... ummmm are the spankings retroactive?
:runaway:
The Dude
05-02-2006, 06:51 PM
Jeez I hate to go away for a couple of days and see what has become of you gloids... ummmm are the spankings retroactive?
:runaway:

Sure, and don't forget you get a goat assigned to you.
AB
05-02-2006, 06:57 PM
Sure, and don't forget you get a goat assigned to you.
Alright but I ain't sharing with:phfreak:
The Dude
05-02-2006, 07:04 PM
Alright but I ain't sharing with:phfreak:

But, but, but, he's the official goat tester.
KungFuJesus
05-02-2006, 07:16 PM
But, but, but, he's the official goat tester.
Now that gives me an idea.
:thumbsup:
AB
05-02-2006, 07:22 PM
Now that gives me an idea.
:thumbsup:
Yep I am officially worried...
AB
05-02-2006, 07:22 PM
:offtopic: Congrats on 3grand dude
KungFuJesus
05-02-2006, 07:27 PM
:offtopic: Congrats on 3grand dude

w3rd
:thumbsup:
KungFuJesus
05-02-2006, 07:27 PM
Yep I am officially worried...
You'll see it eventually
The Dude
05-02-2006, 07:28 PM
You'll see it eventually

Ah, a new rank...Official Goat Tester...OH YEAH!!!!!
KungFuJesus
05-02-2006, 07:29 PM
Ah, a new rank...Official Goat Tester...OH YEAH!!!!!

hehehehe

It just applies to him though
The Larry
05-02-2006, 09:56 PM
Yay, I'm special! You guys are bad (I mean, Baaaaaaaad!) I still love you guys, but not in the :gay: way.
Mr. Irrelevant
05-03-2006, 01:23 AM
Alright maybe we can make you in charge of giving out the "dirty sanchez's" to the newbies.

After his great avatar specializing in the art of the Sanchez... don't you think Vernon would be better suited for this job?
The Dude
05-03-2006, 07:19 AM
After his great avatar specializing in the art of the Sanchez... don't you think Vernon would be better suited for this job?

Thank you, Savvy? for taling that one off of my plate...if you'll pardon the expression.
westernestates
05-03-2006, 11:12 AM
Thank you, Savvy? for taling that one off of my plate...if you'll pardon the expression.

Alright it's official. You are going to be in charge of the spankings and by the pictures that you P.M.'ed me I can see that you are more than qualified.

Here's the one of you in your younger days working at Denny's spanking the customers as they first come in to the restaurant. Almost like Ted's European custom only more for the working class.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v712/Dude76/spatula.jpg

and here's one of you as a kid spanking your dog. That's the expression that they must have used before spanking your monkey.

http://www.anthonyshome.com/images/Puppies/Time%20To%20Spank%20Duke.JPG

and speaking of spanking your monkey I thought this picture was completley uneccesary for me to see.

http://www.lactoso.com/blog/blogfiles/monkeyspank.jpg
The Dude
05-03-2006, 11:16 AM
Damnit, wes, Private Message means PRIVATE!!!! After all, I didn't post those pictures Phfreak sent me of him with his goat.

And as to the third pic, I HAD to spank my monkey...George was being a bit too curious, if you know what I mean.
westernestates
05-03-2006, 11:27 AM
After all, I didn't post those pictures Phfreak sent me of him with his goat.

The great thing about me being moderator is I know all. Here's a 16-year-old phfreak with a deer.

http://blogsimages.skynet.be/images/000/260/633_me%20sex%20with%20goat.jpg

and here is Santa bringing phfreak's first goat

http://boortz.com/images/funny/saddam_santa.jpg

and here's his mentor teaching him the proper techniques. One of them being putting the goat at the edge of a cliff and letting fear do all of the work.

http://www.freehomepages.com/kopriths/bin-fuck%20goat.jpg
TheWagesofSin
05-03-2006, 03:19 PM
I don't think I've ever seen a thread spiral out of control like this one. Spankings? Reach-arounds? Goat buggery?!!!

:wtf:
Mr. Irrelevant
05-03-2006, 03:23 PM
I don't think I've ever seen a thread spiral out of control like this one. Spankings? Reach-arounds? Goat buggery?!!!

:wtf:

Don't forget about the dirty sanchez-ery.... Oh please God, help us, help us all!!!!! bwahahahahahaha!

:hallout:
TheWagesofSin
05-03-2006, 03:27 PM
I'm just wondering why no one has suggested the Cleveland Steamer, or the Stranger.