In which we once again subject ourselves to a horrendous film voted on by the members of SweetFeatheryJesus.com.  Listen as we try to get deep into the subtext of this deeply twisted masterpiece from writer Kim Fuller (Spice World) and starring the first American Idol, Kelly Clarkson, and American Idol runner-up, Justin Guarini.  You’ll cringe at the terrible acting, weep at the pedestrian musical numbers, and delight at the innovation of using hovercrafts as instruments of destruction.